Me: Just as an FYI, your patient in room 6's fake crying is annoying me enough where I'm feeling compelled to stand here as far away as possible.
Dr. No Bullshit: Oh, that's nothing. [Dead well-known former frequent flyer] was the worst. Her fake crying sounded like a wounded cow in an echo chamber. This guy isn't even top 10 annoying.
Yep, if you're going to sob and scream we're not buying it without at least one tear. Jesus Christ, pull a nose hair out or something!
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