"Doctor, it took you so long that while I was waiting here in the room, I had a heart attack and had to do deep breathing to make it stop. You really need to see people faster so they don't have heart attacks."
---Frequent flying "chronic pain" guy (visit #14 this month so far)
Do a punitive spinal tap!
ReplyDeleteHe's discovered a cure for heart attack!
ReplyDeleteWow, my dad had a heart attack on Thurs! I'll let him know that next time he just needs to do some deep breathing and work though it!
ReplyDeleteAgree with Grumpy. A spinal tap with extra pain while they play spinal tap at volume 20/10
ReplyDeleteWhatever you do for your hypothetical retribution workup, just make it so UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES DOES HE HAVE TO TAKE OFF HIS SHOES. The socks required 1 hr of "airing out" the room after he left.
ReplyDeletejust fourteen? every other day isn't **so** bad...
ReplyDeleteWow is that why they say yoga is so good for you? I thought all that breathing with it was just all relaxing but I didn't know it cures heart attack.
ReplyDeleteI thought they had just established that yoga was bad for you and could wreck your body which now leads me to be smugly superior since I have been shunning yoga for years.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.nytimes.com/2012/01/08/magazine/how-yoga-can-wreck-your-body.html?pagewanted=all
punitive nerve conduction test(s). Upper extremities only so as not to have to take the shoes off.
ReplyDeletePunitive external pacing.
ReplyDeletePunitive cardioversion. With out premedication.
ReplyDeleteLet nursing studEnta practice IV starts on him - with 16G needles. Stupid douchetard.
ReplyDeleteUgh I meant students - damn you autocorrect!!
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