Dr. No Bullshit: Hey K, your guy is in there is crying like a little girl. Sure, he's got some legitimate pain, but, hey, I don't care what's wrong with you. When I go down, I'm
going down like a man. Give me a shot of whiskey, kiss me goodbye, and hand me a gun if you have to. None of this crying like a girl bullshit. That's just pathetic.
That's just ALPHA!
ReplyDeleteWhat a pro.
ReplyDeleteDoes he have a younger brother I can marry?
ReplyDeleteDid you have sex with him right there at the nurse's station?
ReplyDeleteThis girl don't cry.
ReplyDeleteK:
ReplyDeleteLemme guess: NoBS said "no narcs" and Pansy started wailing.
I'll bet it took some Academy Award like acting to keep from laughing out loud on that one...
I want a doctor like him.
ReplyDeleteAmazing, isn't it? The docs debrided and grafted a 75 year-old little ol' lady with second and third degree burns to her chest area under JUST a local on our unit today. (She's a DNR/DNI.) And you didn't hear a damn peep out of her about the pain that you knew she had to be in because her VS were through the roof and that shit hurts in general, anyway. I finally got her to admit that, yes, she was in pain but "sometimes you just have to bear the pain."
ReplyDeleteSo I gave her some pain meds. ;)