Crass-Pollination: An ER blog: Bow chicka wow wow

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Bow chicka wow wow

Female patient with pain: Uh! Uh! Oh my God! Uh! Uh! God! Uh! Uh hhhhh Ohhhhh Uh!!!

Nurse: [Exiting room] God, it sounds like a bad porno in room 5, doesn't it?

5 comments:

Rogue Medic said...: Now, if it sounded like good porno, that would be a different story - maybe you would offer her a choice of narcotics.; August 23, 2008 8:47 PM
billyfoster said...: From the photos, it seems to be in remarkably good condition, considering its age and the abuse that most schools of the modernist period have suffered. A lot of Gillespie Kidd & Coia's schools have been re-clad in tin foil or simply demolished...

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foster
Buy WoW Gold; September 12, 2008 5:28 PM
Rogue Medic said...: Did you do something to annoy a group of non sequitir trolls? This could be more interesting than the usual trolls. :-); September 12, 2008 11:35 PM
Nurse K said...: Hey, it's like a word-salad troll. Hey kids, this is what happens after trolls stroke out.; September 13, 2008 10:39 AM
Rogue Medic said...: Maybe the Tourette's trolls would be a good target. Or lure 2 groups of trolls who hate each other, just to watch them fight it out. :-); September 13, 2008 10:54 AM

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Saturday, August 23, 2008

Bow chicka wow wow

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