Nurse K: So, you have low belly pain. When did that start?
Patient: Oh, about a month ago.
Nurse K: Has it been going on for the whole month?
Patient: Yeah, but it's worse today.
Nurse K: Ever been seen by a doctor for it?
Patient: No, not really.
Nurse: How does your pain feel?
Patient: [Calmly] Like someone is tearing my insides out.
Nurse K: Vaginal bleeding or discharge?
Patient: Well, I had vaginal bleeding after my c-section a month ago, but none now.
Nurse K: You had a c-section a month ago??
Patient: Yeah.
Nurse K: So the pain is RIGHT OVER YOUR C-SECTION INCISION?
Patient: I guess; you think it's related to that?
Jesus H. Christ.
Friday, February 22, 2008
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And these are the people that are procreating...I'm pretty sure we won't have a civilization in the next century or two....
I weep for the future!
How about, "I'm bleeding from my vagina." When you ask when their last period was, it turns out that they are oh, about a month post-partum. "Do you think this is your period?" I always ask.
"No," they always say. "This is different."
If you had a person living in your uterus for nine months and then pushed said person out, don't you think your next period would be a little different?
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